...Everynight before you go to bed you check under your bed.
...Every coincedence is no coincidence but a secret government plot to hide the truth.
...You see a Nike commercial saying Just do it and you go and tell your Doctor that the government has drugged you into a murdering zombie
...X-Files is a catagory in your budget
...You live in Amish country and you find yourself wondering where they hide their spacecrafts.
...you buy a package of Mulder's sunflower seeds even though you hate the things
...you see a XXX Film and think XXX Files, three episodes.
...you start humming the opening score in public and dont feel self concious.
...you want just to believe.
...you and your significant other put on your trench coats and call each other Mulder and Scully.
...you can recall Scully's breast size in your sleep.
...you're getting on a bus (in Virginia, no less) and you check out the other passengers for large, suspicious looking boils on the sides of their faces.
...on the night it airs you make sure you have no plans and you have enough room left on your almost full X-Files Vhs tape.
...you're walking back to your cube and see a Fedex package in the garbage outide and you instinctively walk a large circle around it.
...you won't go NEAR a porta-potty.
...you travel to Vancouver just so you can get a glimpse of David Duchovny
...when you see someone with really nasty acne and run the other way screaming about bug infestations in their face.
...Everyone around you gets a fatal disease except you, then you catch it, and somehow manage to find a cure all in the course of an hour.
...you walk past 30th St. Station and are seriously watching out for people who seem afraid of their own shadows.
...you believe people that work at the animal shelter are involved in a government coverup.
...you stay out of other peoples shadows.
...you remember you always tried to get away from your shadows when you were younger, and now you realize why.
...you consciously avert your eyes from the checkout register before the LED display changes from "$13.95" to "KILL THEM ALL"
...when you have to write a creative story for english class, and the first names that pop into your head are: Fox, Dana, Chris and Glen.
...you see a casette tape on the dashboard of your car and call the FBI.
...your driving down the street, the radio stops and the first thing you do is stop and look into the sky.
...you suddenly cancel all summer plans to enroll in an intensive Navajo language class.
...your legal first name is Dana and everyone gives you the nickname "Scully."
...you see people who have taped their windows up in preparation for a hurricane, your first thought is They're trying to contact Mr. X!
... When troubleshooting a bug in your software, you secretly pretend you are agent Fox Mulder trying to determine why the aliens are trying to sabotage your program.