This showed up as a true real estate rental add (1979) :

2 BDRM. house: with fireplace,
garage. work shop & large yard.
$200 per month. No children, no
pets, no smokers, no drinkers, no
drugs, no gays, & no freethinkers;
no Buddhists, no Baptists, no
Moonies, no Junies, no Communists
sympathizers, room deodorizers,
nor tranquilizers; no creeps, no
punks, no fools, no losers, no
onions & hold the mayo. In fact,
never mind...I'm going to sell the
property & move to Denver or India
or some place. ( And no musicians.)