THE NEXT TIME YOU GET PULLED OVER BY A CHP (CA Highway Patrol)...
...The person in question, a woman in a Porsche, as it happens, was pulled
over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When
he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet
you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball." He
replied, "No, Highway Patrolmen don't have Balls." There followed a moment
of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd said. He then closed
his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.