How to Cope with Stress

• Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at once.
• Use your MasterCard to pay off your Visa and vice-versa.
• Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
• When someone says,"Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
• Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
• Dance naked in front of your pets. (my personal favorite).
• Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
• Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals.
• Tape pictures fo your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
• Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
• Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
• Pay your electric bill in pennies.
• Drive to work in reverse.
• Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg.
• Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
• Write a short story using alphabet soup.
• Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
• Make up a language and ask people for directions.

• Bonus: Replace the filling of a Twinky with ketchup and place it back in the wrapper.