How to Cope with Stress
- Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at once.
- Use your MasterCard to pay off your Visa and vice-versa.
- Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
- When someone says,"Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
- Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
- Dance naked in front of your pets. (my personal favorite).
- Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
- Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals.
- Tape pictures fo your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
- Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
- Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
- Pay your electric bill in pennies.
- Drive to work in reverse.
- Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg.
- Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
- Write a short story using alphabet soup.
- Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
- Make up a language and ask people for directions.
- Bonus: Replace the filling of a Twinky with ketchup and place it back in the wrapper.
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