The Religous Golf Experience

Once there was this middle-aged priest who was addicted to golf. He played every day, sometimes 36 holes a day. He couldn't seem to get enough. One Sunday morning, he decided that he didn't want to do the 10 a.m. Mass, so he told his colleague, a younger priest, that he wasn't feeling well. He asked the young priest to cover for him at Mass. The younger priest agreed. So, the old golfer placed a DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door to his room, threw his clubs in his car, and took off for a course a few miles away. Meanwhile, the younger priest explained to the parish that the older priest is in the rectory ill and could not celebrate Mass with them; he asked that the congregation pray for the return of the older priest's health.

Up in Heaven, St. Peter and Jesus were watching all of this. St. Peter turned to Jesus and asked, "Are you going to let him get away with this?" Jesus responded, "No...I'll take care of it."

The middle-aged priest arrived at the golf course, teed up on the first hole and wham, to his amazement hit a HOLE-IN-ONE. He proceeded to the second tee, and again another HOLE-IN-ONE. The priest was ecstatic. He couldn't believe his great fortune. He continued to play; every hole was a HOLE-IN-ONE. Eighteen holes later his score was an amazing 18.

Finally St. Peter couldn't take any more. He said to Jesus, "I thought you were going to punish this guy, instead, he plays the round of his life... What kind of punishment is that???"

Jesus looked at St. Peter and says "Who's he going to tell?"

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