Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night
Samson played the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles
Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients
Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments
The seventh commandment is: Thou shalt not admit adultery
Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption
The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibels
The epistles were the wives of the apostles
One of the opossums was St. Matthew
Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Harrod's
Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage
David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic Genitals