The Top 10 Effects of the Southern Baptists' Boycott of Disney:
- Children in deep south begin mass conversion to Judaism.
- Athletes now heard saying, "I'm going to Disneyland,and then to
HELL!!"
- Disneyland courts atheists with new slogan:"The closest place
to heaven YOU'LL ever see!"
- Hellfire and Animation!
- Reduced pressure to put pants on Donald Duck.
- Neighborhood "working girls" can no longer count on generous tips
from visiting televangelists.
- Crowds at DollyWood soar into the dozens.
- Baptists now must visit Disney World in the same disguise they
wear to the liquor store.
- Chip & Dale land on the cover of "Out" Magazine.
and the Number 1 Effect of the Southern Baptists' Boycott of Disney...
- Absolutely Nothing!!