Vermonter Liz Anderson tells us she has gotten her hands on a bunch of the British military's officer-evaluation reports. The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's 206s:
-His men would follow him anywhere, but only out curiosity.
-I would not breed from this officer.
-This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
-When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
-He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
-He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
-Technically sound, but socially impossible.
-This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
-Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
-She sets low personal standards and then consinstently fails to achieve them.
-He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
-Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
-This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.