Quotes on the Nature of the Universe



Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
        side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."

Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
        anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
        it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
        something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
        another theory which states that this has already
        happened."

Albert Einstein - "Only two things are infinite, the universe and
        human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
        engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
        programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
        better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
        happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
        simply one of those things which happen from time to time."

Max Frisch - "Technology is a way of organizing the universe
        so that man doesn't have to experience it."

Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
        universe when it's hard enough to find your way around
        Chinatown."

Fred Hoyle - "There is a coherent plan in the universe,
        though I don't know what it's a plan for."

Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe
        was dictated but not signed."

Edward Chilton - "I'm worried that the universe will soon
        need replacing. It's not holding a charge."

Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) - "The surest sign that
        intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that
        it has never tried to contact us."

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