A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak
to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry
but he died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question.
The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died
last week."
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his
lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little
annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer
died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."