"Jake was also worried by heavy coal wagons which regularly thundered past. He immediately called his dog Pepa, who also happens to be his wife, into the curb.”--Huddersfield District Examiner
CARPETS dirty, muddy, moth or any damages will ruin your carpet. Call 5-726594, we will tell you how to do it.
"Air Europe SA is looking for an accountant. Goohtxzewledge of English, both written and verbal essential."
"BAR-B-Q YOURSELF AT THE BLUEBIRD"
"Billy at Bar Bossanova invites all his friends to his special Irish happy hour. Have one drink and pay for two."
TONIGHT'S TELEVISION 12:05: Something Different. (A repeat of yesterday's program.)
"Pigs all over Europe are suffering from boredom, an international conference was told today."--Lancashire Evening Telegraph
"A 23-year-old Adelaide man was in hospital yesterday after trying to get rid of a sore tooth by blowing it out of his mouth with a .22 rifle."--Redditch Indicator
"A 14-year-old Taunton schoolboy pulled out metal lettering from a gravestone with his teeth because he was bored, the town's Juvenile Court heard yesterday."--Western Morning News
"9:30--Soccer: World Cup Elimination Match: Australia v. Indonesia. Almost live."--Sydney Morning Herald
"President Gerald Ford has commissioned a portrait of himself from Majorca-based artist John Ulbricht, who specializes in vast larger-than-life works. Ulbricht does
similar portraits of cabbages, garlic, carrots and onions."--Sunday People