Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start
throwing rice.
Q: Men will brag that there are
women waiting by the phone at
this very moment for their call.
Who are these women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
Q: Where is the best place in a
book store to find a man who is
handsome, a good lover and a
stimulating partner?
A: In the pages of a romance
novel.
Q: What do you do with a man who
thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him.
Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love
Too Much" a disappointment for many
men?
A: No phone numbers.
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.