All You've Ever Wondered About Love...


    Why does love happen between two particular people?
  • "One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." -- Andrew, age 6
  • "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell ... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9
  • "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8
    On what falling in love is like...
  • "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9
  • "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7
    On the role appearance plays on love...
  • "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." -- Anita C., age 8
  • "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." -- Brian, age 7
  • "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." -- Christine, age 9
    Reflections on the nature of love...
  • "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8
    How do people in love typically behave?
  • "Mooshy... like puppy dogs... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much." -- Arnold, age 10
  • "All of a sudden, the people get movie fever so they can sit together in the dark." -- Sherman, age 8
    Concerning why lovers hold hands...
  • "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them."-- Gavin, age 8
  • "They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." -- John, age 9
    Confidential opinions about love...
  • "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television." -- Jill, age 6
  • "Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime." -- Floyd, age 9
  • "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8
  • "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -- Regina, age 10
    The personal qualities you need to have in order to be a good lover...
  • "Sensitivity don't hurt." -- Robbie, age 7
  • "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, age 8
    Some surefire ways to make a person fall in love with you...
  • "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." -- Del, age 6
  • "Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and don't worry if their parents are right there." -- Manuel, age 8
  • "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." -- Alonzo, age 9
  • "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -- Bart, age 9
    How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?
  • "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love. -- "Bobby, age 9
  • "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold ...Other people care more about the food." -- Bart, age 9
  • "Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." -- Sarah, age 9
  • "See if the man has lipstick on his face." -- Sandra, age 7
    "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are --- on fire." -- Christine, age 9
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