Jerry Garcia wakes up in a white room surrounded by musical instruments. He sees Jimi Hendrix and Duane Allman pick up guitars, John Lennon sit down at a piano, and Janis Joplin, Buddy Holly, and Elvis line up at microphones.

"Wow!" says Jerry. "There really is a rock'n'roll heaven, and I'm going to jam with the band!"

Hearing this, Elvis leans over and says, "Heaven?"

Just then Karen Carpenter enters the room and sits down at the drums. "Okay, everybody," she says, "'Close to You.' One, two..."

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