Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
_Received as gift/aid package_Catalog showroom _Sleazy arms broker_Mail order
_Discount store_Government surplus _Classified
Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
_Heard loud noise, looked up
_Store display
_Recommended by friend/relative/ally
_Was attacked by one
_Political lobbying by manufacturer_Espionage
Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
_Style/appearance_Kickback/bribe
_Recommended by salesperson_Comfort/convenience
_Speed/maneuverability_Price/value
_McDonnell Douglas reputation_Advanced Weapons Systems
_Negative experience opposing one in combat
_Backroom politics
Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
_North America_Central/South America
_Aircraft carrier_Europe
_Middle East_Africa
_Misc. Third World countries_Asia/Far East
_Classified
Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
ProductOwnIntend to
purchase
Color TV
VCR
ICBM
Killer Satellite
CD Player
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon
How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that apply:
_Communist/Socialist_Terrorist
_Crazed_Neutral
_Democratic_Dictatorship
_Corrupt_Primitive/Tribal
How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
_Cash_Suitcases of cocaine
_Oil revenues_Deficit spending
_Personal check_Credit card
_Ransom money_Traveler's check
OccupationYouYour Spouse
Homemaker
Sales/marketing
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle management
Eccentric billionaire
Defense Minister/general
Retired
Student
To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
Activity/InterestYouYour Spouse
Golf
Boating/sailing
Sabotage
Running/jogging
Propaganda/disinformation
Destabilization/overthrow
Default on loans
Gardening
Crafts
Black market/smuggling
Collectibles/collections
Watching sports on TV
Wines
Interrogation/torture
Household pets
Crushing rebellions
Espionage/reconnaissance
Fashion clothing
Border disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction
Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future--as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
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