In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8'x10' cell. At
work I spend most of my time in a 6'x8' cubicle.
In prison they get three free meals a day.
At work I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for it.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
At work I must wear a badge at all times.
In prison they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn
into the clothes.
At work there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes.
In prison there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes for
you.
At work I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the
doors myself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
In prison they can watch TV and play games.
At work I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison they will pay your way through school to learn a new career
and give you time to do it.
At work they will pay for my education but I must do it on my own time.
In prison they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost
whenever you want.
At work we have an exercise room that you can use but it must be on your
time.
In prison you can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences
comes from your actions.
At work if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next RIF list.
In prison they ball and chain you when you go somewhere. At work you are
just ball and chained.
In prison you have full medical coverage with no deductibles.
At work you get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles yourself.
In prison all expenses are paid by the tax payer, with no work on their
part. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then
deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the
prisoners.