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Drug dealers Software developers
Refer to their clients as "users". Refer to their clients as "users".

"The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..."

Have important South-East Asian connections Have important South-East Asian connections
(to help move the stuff). (to help debug the code).

Strange jargon: Strange jargon:
"Stick," "Rock,""Dime bag," "E". "SCSI," "RTFM," "Java," "ISDN".

Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

Job is assisted by the Job is assisted by
industry's producing industry's producing
newer, more potent mixes. newer, faster machines.

Often seen in the company Often seen in the company of
of pimps and hustlers. marketing people and venture capitalists.

Their product causes DOOM. Quake. SimCity.
unhealthy addictions. Duke Nukem 3D.
'Nuff said.

Do your job well, and you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who depend on you. darn! darn! darn!!!
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