Skippy the Killer Kangaroo

 The reuse of some object-oriented code has caused tactical
 headaches for Australia's armed forces. As virtual reality
 simulators assume larger roles in helicopter combat training,
 programmers have gone to great lengths to increase the
 realism of their scenarios, including detailed landscapes and,
 in the case of the Northern Territory's Operation Phoenix,
 herds of kangaroos (since disturbed animals might well give
 away a helicopter's position).

 The head of the Defence Science & Technology Organisation's
 Land Operations/Simulation division reportedly instructed
 developers to model the local marsupials' movements and
 reactions to helicopters.

 Being efficient programmers, they just re-appropriated some
 code originally used to model infantry detachment reactions
 under the same stimuli, changed the mapped icon from a
 soldier to a kangaroo, and increased the figures' speed of
 movement.

 Eager to demonstrate their flying skills for some visiting
 American pilots, the hotshot Aussies "buzzed" the virtual
 kangaroos in low flight during a simulation. The kangaroos
 scattered, as predicted, and the visiting Americans nodded
 appreciatively... then did a double-take as the kangaroos
 reappeared from behind a hill and launched a barrage of
 Stinger missiles at the hapless helicopter. (Apparently the
 programmers had forgotten to remove that part of the
 infantry coding.)

 The lesson? Objects are defined with certain attributes,
 and any new object defined in terms of an old one inherits
 all the attributes. The embarrassed programmers had learned
 to be careful when reusing object-oriented code, and the
 Yanks left with a newfound respect for Australian wildlife.

 Simulator supervisors report that pilots from that point
 onward have strictly avoided kangaroos, just as they were
 meant to.

  From June 15, 1999 Defence Science and Technology Organisation
 Lecture Series, Melbourne, Australia, and staff reports


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