Why God Did not Receive Tenure

Why didn't God receive tenure at the university?

• He had only one publication.
• And it was in hebrew.
• And it had no references.
• And it wasn't published in a refereed journal.
• And some even doubt if he wrote it himself.
• It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done/published since then?
• His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
• The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to repeat his results.
• He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
• He expelled his first two students for learning.
• Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
• His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
• It's rumored that he drowned nearly the entire sample group to cover up a failed experiment!